golddiggerr:

$$$$
omgbuglen:

godotal:

So I finally caught him in the act of escaping

Did you really think that flimsy wire cage would contain his laser eyes? Consider yourself lucky he didn’t melt you instead.
akingsword:

*logs out of twitter for 52 years* 

shinymaplesquid:

shinymaplesquid:

I just got a wrong number text from a stranger that said: “hey can we use ur pool there’s a moose in ours”

#welcometocanada

I’ve never received such a funny text in my life I can’t breathe

UPDATE:
I told them “yes if you send a pic” & they sent me tHIS

image

(Source: pancakessexual, via herpmydong)

gangbangs:

who would name their kid zoey 101 

(Source: slydig, via herpmydong)

realryuart:

risdaniels:

adriofthedead:

pyopyon:

jamesisrambling:

Biggest Nope I’ve Seen To Date

"Did you just catch that?"

I like that the batter actually looks impressed

I see this come across my dash one every three months or so and it still amazes me.
<---DONT REMOVE---->
A snazzyspace.com Theme A snazzyspace.com Theme